Letterman’s Tax Day Top Ten
Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2006
Courtesy of The Late Show:
Top Ten Reasons I Love Being An Accountant
10. CPA training ensures I’m cool in high-pressure situations, like calculating the tip at Applebee’s.
9. While other poor losers go off to work in jeans and sneakers, I get to wear a suit.
8. You haven’t lived until you’ve filled out form 3277.
7. What can I say? I’m an adrenaline junkie.
6. I’m on such good terms with the IRS, I haven’t paid taxes since ’89.
5. I like to lick the envelopes.
4. Like the president, I only work one month a year.
3. After April 15th, I spend the year eating Pringles and watching rasslin’.
2. Women don’t expect much in the bedroom.
1. I fudge a couple of numbers and the next thing you know they’re hauling Letterman’s ass off to prison.
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