Letterman’s Annual Tax Day Top Ten
Posted by taxguru on April 19, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Accountant Doesn’t Give A Damn Anymore
10. Tells you to expect a refund in three weeks and an audit in five.
9. Does all calculations on the TV remote control.
8. Tells you to deduct yourself.
7. No longer gets that magical glint in his eye when he talks about deferred contributions to tax-favored annuities.
6. He says, “I thought the 1040 was EZ until I met your wife!”
5. Keeps asking when he can do your kitty’s taxes.
4. Whenever someone mentions a joint return, he whips out his special brownies.
3. Recently moved office to cave in mountainous region of Afghanistan.
2. Instead of working on your taxes, he’s reading lame jokes on Letterman.
1. Constantly trying to arrange a threesome with H and R block.
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