Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Stockbroker
Posted by taxguru on March 1, 2007
Courtesy of The Late Show
These would also apply to tax pros.
Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Stockbroker
10: When stocks go up, his pants go down
9: He’s unavailable whenever “General Hospital” is on
8: Invested your entire portfolio in JetBlue
7: Instead of Wall Street, he works at Wal-Mart
6: He shaves his head and goes into rehab
5: Hot stock tips, no — nude photos of Alan Greenspan, yes
4: Keeps using the word Ga-zillion
3: No number 3 — writer depressed after losing everything in stock market
2: A few years back told Martha, “Sure it’s legal”
1: Claims he once had a three-way with Morgan Stanley and Merrill Lynch
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