David Letterman’s Top Ten Tax Tips
Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2011
10 IRS deadlines are just suggestions. File your taxes whenever you want.
9 Warlocks may not claim trolls as dependents
8 Make filing more personable by naming your calculator. Mine is named “Owen.”
7 Make sure your accountant went to a real school and not a phony internet college like I did.
6 H Block: Good guy, R Block: complete greaseball
5 Getting a refund? Log on to IRS.gov to spin the wheel and play “double or nothing”
4 If you don’t remember your social security number, make one up
3 Do not use Wesley Snipes’ accountant
2 Not really a tax tip, but accountants are wild in the sack
1 Take it from me, prison’s not so bad
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