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Tax Day Jokes
Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2010
Courtesy of the folks at NewsMax, who have the stomachs to watch these shows.
Craig Ferguson:
It’s fitting that April 14 is National Pecan Day because today, we recognize nuts. And tomorrow, on April 15, we pay our taxes to support them.
If no one paid their taxes, imagine what it would be like: America would be broke — more broke.
Jimmy Kimmel:
Tomorrow is the day to mail in your tax returns, which means tonight is the night to start making fake receipts.
It was tax day today. Don’t forget to set your bank account back $10,000 tonight.
The government wants us to count how many people live in our home, and then to calculate how much money we owe them. I actually got confused and sent a check to the census and a member of my household to the IRS. Sorry Grandma, we’ll get you back.
Larry King has filed for divorce from his wife, Shawn. He may have thought he was filing taxes, I don’t know.
Jay Leno:
It’s April 15, the day we all curse like Joe Biden.
President Obama turned in his tax return today. He didn’t owe a lot because he has a lot of dependents: his wife, two daughters, AIG, General Motors, Goldman Sachs.
Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2010
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Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2010
Hollywood Stars Who Owe Uncle Sam Big Bucks in Back Taxes
Income Tax: Why 70 Million Americans Don’t Pay Uncle Sam a Dime
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Tax Season Blues Music Playlist
Posted by taxguru on April 14, 2010
From Wolfgang’s Vault, an excellent source of classic live concert recordings from the estate of Bill Graham.
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Posted by taxguru on April 13, 2010
Our Income Tax System — Corruption on Display – The most obvious “duh” statement of the day.
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Posted by taxguru on April 12, 2010
President Obama Plans Tax Increases on Investment Income – The DemonRat assault on our economic system continues. Of course, this means tons of more work for those of us counseling clients how to protect their wealth.
IRS spends stimulus money to rehab their Andover, MA service center:
Fair Tax Distraction – As always, lots of cries for simplification of the tax system, but no generally accepted consensus on the most appropriate alternative to what we currently have.
Without higher taxes, the national debt will be crushing – The DemonRat game plan is so obvious. Our rulers spend like crazy without limit and then try to guilt us into feeling a patriotic obligation to forfeit more of our income to pay for it. Be prepared for a lengthy drumbeat of this from the lefty media.
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Tax Guru - Ker$tetter Letter 