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Mad Magazine Tax Tips

Posted by taxguru on April 17, 2014

From their blog:

 

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Top Ten Accountant Pet Peeves

Posted by taxguru on April 17, 2014

From The Late Show:

 

 

If the embedded player doesn’t work, click here.

 

10. Self-adhesive stamps and envelopes mean there’s almost nothing left to lick.

9.  As soon as you buy a printing calculator, Apple puts out a new one.

8. All the friggin’ numbers

7.  Clients are so sensitive about going to jail.

6.  Cruel jokes about the size of my rubber finger tip. 

5. People who fill out disclosure statement form 8275 instead of regulation disclosure statement form 8275R — idiots

4. Academy Award winners who don’t thank Price Waterhouse Coopers

3. Idealistic youngsters who think accounting is just glamor and glitz.

2.  Only 6, 8, 9, and zero can be decorated with a smiley face.

1. Explaining to my wife how I got a paper cut on my ass

 

Extras from the website:

People assuming we all use steroids

People who judge me for sleeping with my calculator 

Immodest clients who freely divulge their annual income

If there are exemptions and deductions, why aren’t there “dedumptions”?

No one wants to embezzle anymore

 

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IRS Employees campaign for BHO

Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2014

In case anyone is foolish enough to believe that IRS employees are impartial and unbiased. They know that bigger government and more taxes mean more money for more IRS employees.

IRS under fire: Vote for Obama stickers, campaign cheerleading commonplace

Allegations Of Impropriety Inside Dallas IRS Office

 

Jodi Miller even mentions this in today’s episode of NewsBusted:

 

 

 

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Funny video on wasting taxpayer money

Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2014

I have to admit I wasn’t familiar with the original song by Pharrell Williams that this video is based on, but this new version is funny and well made enough to stand on its own as an effective rebuttal to those who say it’s patriotic to give the IRS most of our money and allow our Rulers in DC to spend it more wisely than we mere mortals ever could.

 

 

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Posted by taxguru on April 14, 2014

Chances of getting audited by IRS lowest in years –  The overall percentage of audits was dropped quite easily by only targeting the vocal critics of the DemonRats.  Publicizing this fact helps silence others who may dare refuse to drink the Left’s Kool-Aid.

 

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Obama & Biden Tax Returns

Posted by taxguru on April 12, 2014

They have posted copies of the 2013 tax returns for the Obamas and Bidens on the White House website.

Here are the download links for the pdf files.

Obama: IRS + Illinois – 42 pages 

Biden: IRS + Delaware + Virginia – 35 pages 

I took a quick glance through the returns. 
Obama had to pay $1,753 for the new ObamaCare tax on investments (Form 8959). 
Biden only had to pay $230 for this new tax.  Biden received $30,552 of Social Security benefits last year, as he entertained the country with his crazy antics.  

 

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Frivolous Tax Arguments

Posted by taxguru on April 11, 2014

It used to be official IRS policy to ignore people who made ridiculous claims about taxes being voluntary.  However, they finally realized that their silence on the subject just fed into the hands of the promoters of such tax scams who used that as a sign that what they were saying must have been true. 

As announced in this press release, IRS has just updated their guide to many of these tax scams, The Truth About Frivolous Tax Arguments, which can be seen on their website and downloaded as a 62 page pdf.

I had an interesting email conversation with a tax protestor a few months who was spouting some of these idiotic reasons why nobody has to file a tax return.  After I finish the rest of our April 15 extensions, I will post it here on my blog.

 

 

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More on Organized Crime Boss Lois Lerner

Posted by taxguru on April 11, 2014

More details on the criminal activities of just one of BHO’s henchpersons that the MSM are covering up for.

The IRS Scandal Comes Into Focus – WSJ

 

The Lois Lerner files: A partisan bureaucrat at work – FoxNews

 

Contempt and the IRS – National Review

 

 

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Posted by taxguru on April 10, 2014

From Fred Thompson:

Obama warned Russia to leave Ukraine alone or he would act to take a “toll on the Russian economy”. Watch out guys. Ruining an economy is something he knows something about.

 

A new UN report claims that climate change will wipe trillions of dollars from the global economy. No wonder Democrats want to stop it – it’s stealing their thunder.

 

 

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Posted by taxguru on April 10, 2014

Tax Freedom Day® 2014 is April 21, Three Days Later Than Last Year – As calculated by the Tax Foundation, we are slaves working for the government for the first 111 days of the year.

 

Don’t Eat the Rich! Even Republicans are getting in on the class crusade. – The “Evil Rich” are too tempting a target for more and more of our short-sighted rulers.

 

Untaxed U.S. corporate profits held overseas top $2.1 trillion: study – It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. Reduce USA tax rates and the corporate profits will magically materialize over here.

 

Taxing Life Away – Humorous observations from John Stossel on how the Tax Code affects so many aspects of our lives.

 

 

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