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IRS still attacking BHO critics

Posted by taxguru on April 23, 2014

Anyone who thought that the public disclosures of IRS crimes against critics of the BHO regime would result in fewer such attacks doesn’t understand their utter contempt for the law and their feelings of omnipotence with the aid of their media buddies.  Even with Lois Lerner on the sidelines, the attacks and harassment continue.

 

IRS employees with tax and conduct issues still got awards, watchdog report finds –  As long as they are helping advance the BHO agenda, they will be rewarded.

 

IRS revokes conservative group’s tax-exempt status over anti-Clinton statements –  The BHO Regime actually likes this kind of message to get out so that it will give their opponents feelings of futility and hopelessness in attempting to resist their agenda.

 

 

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1099-R is for pirates?

Posted by taxguru on April 20, 2014

I always enjoy Mark Steyn’s observations about life in the USA when he subs for Rush Limbaugh on his radio show.  Maybe it’s the irony of hearing someone with a posh British accent comment on American issues that makes it so humorous, but Mark’s rants about the insanity of our income tax system really do crack me up.

From this past Thursday, here are some of his rants on the frustrations of trying to get a 1099-R form for his personal tax return, as well as how the USA is the only country where everyone knows the numbers of the main tax forms as a matter of normal life.



 

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NewsBusted Tax Day Jokes

Posted by taxguru on April 20, 2014

Some good zingers from Friday’s episode.

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Mad Magazine Tax Tips

Posted by taxguru on April 17, 2014

From their blog:

 

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Top Ten Accountant Pet Peeves

Posted by taxguru on April 17, 2014

From The Late Show:

 

 

If the embedded player doesn’t work, click here.

 

10. Self-adhesive stamps and envelopes mean there’s almost nothing left to lick.

9.  As soon as you buy a printing calculator, Apple puts out a new one.

8. All the friggin’ numbers

7.  Clients are so sensitive about going to jail.

6.  Cruel jokes about the size of my rubber finger tip. 

5. People who fill out disclosure statement form 8275 instead of regulation disclosure statement form 8275R — idiots

4. Academy Award winners who don’t thank Price Waterhouse Coopers

3. Idealistic youngsters who think accounting is just glamor and glitz.

2.  Only 6, 8, 9, and zero can be decorated with a smiley face.

1. Explaining to my wife how I got a paper cut on my ass

 

Extras from the website:

People assuming we all use steroids

People who judge me for sleeping with my calculator 

Immodest clients who freely divulge their annual income

If there are exemptions and deductions, why aren’t there “dedumptions”?

No one wants to embezzle anymore

 

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IRS Employees campaign for BHO

Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2014

In case anyone is foolish enough to believe that IRS employees are impartial and unbiased. They know that bigger government and more taxes mean more money for more IRS employees.

IRS under fire: Vote for Obama stickers, campaign cheerleading commonplace

Allegations Of Impropriety Inside Dallas IRS Office

 

Jodi Miller even mentions this in today’s episode of NewsBusted:

 

 

 

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Funny video on wasting taxpayer money

Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2014

I have to admit I wasn’t familiar with the original song by Pharrell Williams that this video is based on, but this new version is funny and well made enough to stand on its own as an effective rebuttal to those who say it’s patriotic to give the IRS most of our money and allow our Rulers in DC to spend it more wisely than we mere mortals ever could.

 

 

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Posted by taxguru on April 14, 2014

Chances of getting audited by IRS lowest in years –  The overall percentage of audits was dropped quite easily by only targeting the vocal critics of the DemonRats.  Publicizing this fact helps silence others who may dare refuse to drink the Left’s Kool-Aid.

 

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Obama & Biden Tax Returns

Posted by taxguru on April 12, 2014

They have posted copies of the 2013 tax returns for the Obamas and Bidens on the White House website.

Here are the download links for the pdf files.

Obama: IRS + Illinois – 42 pages 

Biden: IRS + Delaware + Virginia – 35 pages 

I took a quick glance through the returns. 
Obama had to pay $1,753 for the new ObamaCare tax on investments (Form 8959). 
Biden only had to pay $230 for this new tax.  Biden received $30,552 of Social Security benefits last year, as he entertained the country with his crazy antics.  

 

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Frivolous Tax Arguments

Posted by taxguru on April 11, 2014

It used to be official IRS policy to ignore people who made ridiculous claims about taxes being voluntary.  However, they finally realized that their silence on the subject just fed into the hands of the promoters of such tax scams who used that as a sign that what they were saying must have been true. 

As announced in this press release, IRS has just updated their guide to many of these tax scams, The Truth About Frivolous Tax Arguments, which can be seen on their website and downloaded as a 62 page pdf.

I had an interesting email conversation with a tax protestor a few months who was spouting some of these idiotic reasons why nobody has to file a tax return.  After I finish the rest of our April 15 extensions, I will post it here on my blog.

 

 

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