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Accountants’ Top Ten

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2009

David Letterman had his annual Tax Day Top Ten delivered by accountants last night.

Top Ten Things I’ve Learned From Being An Accountant

10. When you know the right people at the post office, it can be April 15 whenever you want (Phil DeFalco)

9. Wite-Out and 7-Up — surprisingly refreshing (Andrew Ross)

8. If you’re confused by something on the tax form, just write “Huh?” (John Fodera)

7. You do the taxes; don’t let the taxes do you (Richard Koenigsberg)

6. People will pay you a lot of money if you pretend to know how the tax code works (Adele Valenzuela)

5. The only thing more satisfying than getting a client a sizeable refund is the garlic shrimp scampi at Red Lobster (Doug Cohen)

4. Numbers is hard (Andrew Rubin)

3. After completing tax returns for 12 straight hours, your calculator starts talking to you (Sandra Bissell)

2. Always put your clients first… unless you get an offer to go on Letterman (Roger Levenson)

1. Women want me. Men want to be me. (Richard Cohen)

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