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Posted by taxguru on April 27, 2008


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Other tax protestors…

Posted by taxguru on April 24, 2008

A few weeks ago, I received the following email from someone who obviously wants to follow in Wesley Snipes’ footsteps in regard to taxes.

Subject: Tax Question

Hi My name is Frank

My Friend told me to check out you web page and that you are claiming that YOU MUST FILE at Tax return or else.

So if what you are telling me is true according to your web page then it should be very simple to SHOW ME THE LAW.

After all there has to be a Law, Right? If there is a law then I will send you an apology an I will also get a group that will actually PAY YOU MONEY should you find this LAW.

You are stating SCAM so if this is true then it won’t be any problem for you to prove your point right?

Please refrain from double speak or dancing around the issue and show me the law, because after all that is what we base our constitution on isn’t it? Unfortunatly I did NOT see where you were specific about the LAW on this issue.

Thanks

Frank

My Reply:

Frank:

It’s been a while since I’ve received an email like yours, espousing the idiotic tax protestor arguments against the tax system. I used to receive several every day before the IRS started directly addressing these ridiculous claims on their own.

As many of your compatriots have done in the past, you have obviously mistaken me for someone else.  I am a private citizen and have no responsibility for the administration of the tax law. I have no requirement to answer any of your stupid questions or waste any more of my time debunking your moronic theories about how the tax system works in this country.

I actually couldn’t care less if you want to pretend that there is no law requiring you to file tax returns and spend the rest of your life fighting for your life in court and prison. In fact, the more time the IRS spends dealing with idiots like you and your cohorts, the less time they will have available to harass those of us who obey the laws.

You need to address your concerns to the governmental agency that handles tax matters, the IRS.

To save you time, they have a special web page dealing with the frivolous arguments that you are trying to use. You should start there if you truly care about the truth. 

Good luck.

Kerry Kerstetter

 

 

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Wesley Snipes Verdict In

Posted by taxguru on April 24, 2008

Judge sentences Snipes to 3 years for tax convictions

 
Wesley Snipes Sentenced to Three Years in Jail

 

Action Star Wesley Snipes Sentenced to 3 Years in Jail for Tax Fraud

 

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Wesley Snipes’ claim to fame…

Posted by taxguru on March 3, 2008

It’s looking like Willie Nelson is losing his crown as the most famous celebrity tax screw-up; at least according to the Late Show writers.

From their Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises:

Fund universal health care by making Wesley Snipes pay his taxes.

From the 2/29/08 un-aired “Top Ten Dumb Guy Explanations For Leap Year:”

One of those things that happens every four years like Wesley Snipes paying his taxes.

I wonder if Snipes is scheduled to be on the April 15 show, where tax preparers give the Top Ten.

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Posted by taxguru on January 8, 2008

Snipes Trial on Track – His Race Card tactic to delay his tax fraud trial continues to fail.

 

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Posted by taxguru on December 29, 2007

Wesley Snipes trial stays in Ocala, Fla. – It looks like his ridiculous Race Card strategy didn’t do the trick.

 

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Posted by taxguru on November 29, 2007

There used to be a saying warning not to take any wooden nickels. That has to be updated now to don’t take any million dollars bills, after this idiot in South Carolina actually tried to deposit this bill into a bank account.

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Amnesty for everyone?

Posted by taxguru on July 6, 2007

Richard Hatch is jealous of Scooter Libby.

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