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Archive for the ‘Morons’ Category

Analysis of Wesley Snipes Tax Problems

Posted by taxguru on April 19, 2012

From the 11/22/10 episode of Chelsea Lately

Reposted due to YouTube blockage.

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Global Minimum Tax?

Posted by taxguru on March 31, 2012

Illustrating once more why he is the most retarded Vice President this country has had, Joe “Bite-Me” Biden is publicly calling for even more taxes while we are still in the recession that he and his master have been prolonging.  Hopefully, this kind of candor will have the same result this November as when Walter Mondull promised to raise taxes in the 1980 election; a 49 state landslide win by the GOP candidate.

Courtesy of Rush Limbaugh:

From Blog Pix

In his own words, our clown VP demonstrates his imbecilic IQ. 

 

Update: It seems that Bite-Me’s boss also isn’t very well versed on what kind of rhetoric works well in presidential campaigns.

Obama Makes Election Year Call for Higher Tax Rates

Of course, since he considers himself to be a messiah, he truly believes that the consequences faced by a mere mortal such as Walter Mondull simply don’t apply to the all powerful Chosen One, Barack Hussein.

 

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Insane Tax Protest

Posted by taxguru on February 18, 2010

The nut job who “got even” this morning with the IRS in Austin for the results of an audit had published a ranting semi-explanation of why he took this drastic step; but it was taken down by his web hosting company. The Smoking Gun was able to snag a copy of it prior to its removal, and has it posted here.

From this passage on the fifth page, it sounds like his CPA, Bill Ross, should be very careful and on the lookout for booby traps, such as car bombs and suspicious packages in the mail. Any current tax clients of his should also be careful not to get caught in the crossfire from this dispute.

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Debunking Tax Protestors

Posted by taxguru on February 5, 2010

Long time readers know that one of my long running pet peeves is having to waste time debunking ridiculous theories espoused by tax protestors.  For a long time, I felt like I was doing the IRS’s job because they refused to even acknowledge publicly that those arguments were floating around under the completely mistaken belief that to even mention them would in some way legitimize them.  The promoters of those arguments used the IRS’s silence as an endorsement of their arguments.  

Finally, after decades of ignoring the idiotic arguments used by tax protestors to convince others that they don’t need to file tax returns, IRS has been taking a more pro-active approach.  They have recently updated their guide to most of these bogus claims, entitled The Truth about Frivolous Tax Arguments.

IRS Press Release – IRS Debunks Frivolous Tax Arguments

83 Page PDF File

The table of contents below gives us a good idea of the growth in this segment of our society, as there have obviously been enough stupid people advocating these ridiculous theories to earn a spot on this list of morons.

THE TRUTH ABOUT FRIVOLOUS TAX ARGUMENTS

January 1, 2010

I. FRIVOLOUS TAX ARGUMENTS IN GENERAL

A. The Voluntary Nature of the Federal Income Tax System

1. Contention: The filing of a tax return is voluntary

2. Contention: Payment of tax is voluntary

3. Contention: Taxpayers can reduce their federal income tax liability by filing a “zero return.”

4. Contention: The IRS must prepare federal tax returns for a person who fails to file.

5. Contention: Compliance with an administrative summons issued by the IRS is voluntary.

B. The Meaning of Income: Taxable Income and Gross Income

1. Contention: Wages, tips, and other compensation received for personal services are not income.

2. Contention: Only foreign-source income is taxable.

3. Contention: Federal Reserve Notes are not income.

C. The Meaning of Certain Terms Used in the Internal Revenue Code

1. Contention: Taxpayer is not a “citizen” of the United States, thus not subject to the federal income tax laws.

2. Contention: The “United States” consists only of the District of Columbia, federal territories, and federal enclaves.

3. Contention: Taxpayer is not a “person” as defined by the Internal Revenue Code, thus is not subject to the federal income tax laws.

4. Contention: The only “employees” subject to federal income tax are employees of the federal government.

D. Constitutional Amendment Claims

1. Contention: Taxpayers can refuse to pay income taxes on religious or moral grounds by invoking the First Amendment.

2. Contention: Federal income taxes constitute a “taking” of property without due process of law, violating the Fifth Amendment.

3. Contention: Taxpayers do not have to file returns or provide financial information because of the protection against self-incrimination found in the Fifth Amendment.

4. Contention: Compelled compliance with the federal income tax laws is a form of servitude in violation of the Thirteenth Amendment.

5. Contention: The Sixteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution was not properly ratified, thus the federal income tax laws are unconstitutional.

6. Contention: The Sixteenth Amendment does not authorize a direct nonapportioned federal income tax on United States citizens.

E. Fictional Legal Bases

1. Contention: The Internal Revenue Service is not an agency of the United States.

2. Contention: Taxpayers are not required to file a federal income tax return, because the instructions and regulations associated with the Form 1040 do not display an OMB control number as required by the Paperwork Reduction Act.38

3. Contention: African Americans can claim a special tax credit as reparations for slavery and other oppressive treatment.

4. Contention: Taxpayers are entitled to a refund of the Social Security taxes paid over their lifetime.

5. Contention: An “untaxing” package or trust provides a way of legally and permanently avoiding the obligation to file federal income tax returns and pay federal income taxes.

6. Contention: A “corporation sole” can be established and used for the purpose of avoiding federal income taxes.

7. Contention: Taxpayers who did not purchase and use fuel for an off-highway business can claim the fuels tax credit.

8. Contention: A Form 1099-OID can be used as a debt payment option or the form or a purported financial instrument may be used to obtain money from the Treasury.

II. FRIVOLOUS ARGUMENTS IN COLLECTION DUE PROCESS CASES.

A. Invalidity of the Assessment.

1. Contention: A tax assessment is invalid because the taxpayer did not get a copy of the Form 23C, the Form 23C was not personally signed by the Secretary of the Treasury, or Form 23C is not a valid record of assessment.

2. Contention: A tax assessment is invalid because the assessment was made from a substitute for return prepared pursuant to section 6020(b), which is not a valid return.


B. Invalidity of the Statutory Notice of Deficiency
.

1. Contention: A statutory notice of deficiency is invalid because it was not signed by the Secretary of the Treasury or by someone with delegated authority.

2. Contention: A statutory notice of deficiency is invalid because the taxpayer did not file an income tax return.

C. Invalidity of Notice of Federal Tax Lien

1. Contention: A notice of federal tax lien is invalid because it is unsigned or not signed by the Secretary of the Treasury, or because it was filed by someone without delegated authority.

2. Contention: The form or content of a notice of federal tax lien is controlled by or subject to a state or local law, and a notice of federal tax lien that does not comply in form or content with a state or local law is invalid.

D. Invalidity of Collection Due Process Notice

1. Contention: A collection due process notice (Letter 1058, LT-11 or Letter 3172) is invalid because it is not signed by the Secretary or his delegate.

2. Contention: A collection due process notice is invalid because no certificate of assessment is attached.

E. Verification Given as Required by I.R.C. § 6330(c)(1)

1. Contention: Verification requires the production of certain documents.

F. Invalidity of Statutory Notice and Demand

1. Contention: No notice and demand, as required by I.R.C. § 6303, was ever received by taxpayer.

2. Contention: A notice and demand is invalid because it is not signed, it is not on the correct form (such as Form 17), or because no certificate of assessment is attached.

G. Tax Court Authority

1. Contention: The Tax Court does not have the authority to decide legal issues.

H. Challenges to the Authority of IRS Employees.

1. Contention: Revenue Officers are not authorized to seize property in satisfaction of unpaid taxes.

2. Contention: IRS employees lack credentials. For example, they have no pocket commission or the wrong color identification badge.

I. Use of Unauthorized Representatives.

1. Contention: Taxpayers are entitled to be represented at hearings, such as collection due process hearings, and in court, by persons without valid powers of attorney.

J. No Authorization Under I.R.C. § 7401 to Bring Action.

1. Contention: The Secretary has not authorized an action for the collection of taxes and penalties or the Attorney General has not directed an action be commenced for the collection of taxes and penalties.

III. PENALTIES FOR PURSUING FRIVOLOUS TAX ARGUMENTS

 

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Posted by taxguru on November 20, 2009

Snipes Appeals Overly Taxing Prison Sentence – The Hollywood lunkhead’s tax planning strategy is still on course for him to stay at Club Fed for at least a few years.

 

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Loose lips…

Posted by taxguru on August 27, 2009

It’s long been an item of common sense that if you are hiding from the tax authorities or cheating on your taxes, the worst thing you could do would be to tell people about it. Eventually, that info will reach the tax authorities. This article explains how some State tax agencies are catching idiots who brag about themselves on such web services as FaceBook and MySpace.

Thanks to Stephen Spruielli at NRO for this.


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Peeking behind the curtain…

Posted by taxguru on March 27, 2009

A recent episode of South Park had the following bit on how our exalted rulers in DC are making the insane financial decisions they have been pummeling us with over the past several months. It can’t be any more ridiculous than what is really happening with blithering idiots like President 0bambi, Tax Cheat Geithner, Banking Queen Barney Frank and Corrupt Senator Christopher Dodd in charge of the USA’s financial systems.

http://content.screencast.com/users/TaxGuru/folders/Videos/media/6f6546f7-dcd4-4e13-a5c1-6d8f59e8789a/bootstrap.swf

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Posted by taxguru on March 22, 2009

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Posted by taxguru on August 1, 2008

Businessman charged in plot to kill IRS agent – An insanely extreme way to deal with an audit.

 

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Posted by taxguru on May 4, 2008

Wesley Snipes in Jail – Freaking News currently has a PhotoShop contest starring the current top billed celebrity tax cheating moron.  Be sure to check back over the next few days, as new entries are posted for us to laugh at this idiot.

 

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