Tax Guru – Ker$tetter Letter

From Fred Thompson:

A new report shows that the building of the new DHS HQ is 11 years behind schedule and $1.5 billion over budget. Don’t worry, though. The government will get the time & money thing right when they’re running healthcare. 

 

A San Francisco billionaire plans to spend $100 million to support “pro-climate action” candidates across the country. I say eliminate the middle man and just buy a bankrupt solar company with it. 

 

The Chinese government is reviewing whether domestic banks’ reliance on high-end servers from IBM compromises the nation’s financial security. Well, it can’t be riskier than sinking $1 trillion in US Treasury Bonds.

From Fred Thompson:

President Obama “absolutely” believes that Democrats will win back the House this year. That’s great news, since this is the same guy who predicted that Obamacare would save you money. 

 

The Justice Department filed criminal charges against five hackers in the Chinese military, accusing them of stealing American trade secrets through cyber-espionage. If the punishment is a fine, will they be allowed to pay in Treasury Bonds?

From Argus Hamilton:

President Obama was lectured by Uruguay president Jose Mujica in front of reporters on Monday about the need for him to close Guantanamo prison. If Obama really wants to close it he should turn it into a government-financed solar company. The doors will be shut in a month.

 

San Diego firefighters battled wind-blown wildfires Thursday that burned up thousands of acres. The government really stepped up. After two days, Governor Jerry Brown issued an executive order raising the taxes and regulations on state wildfires and they moved to Texas.

21 Jokes That Only Conservatives Will Find Funny  

Including these tax related ones:

Majority Leader Harry Reid is considering a plan for higher payroll taxes on upper-income earners to help finance health care legislation. So apparently, healthcare will be paid for by the New York Yankees.

 

What do Obama and financial scam artists have in common? They both say “yes we can,” they both give hope, they both take your money, and they both will leave you penniless in the end. 

 

What do you get when you offer a liberal a penny for his thoughts? Change.

 

What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and government bonds? Government bonds will mature someday. 

 

What’s Obama’s new slogan in these tough times? Spare Change You Can Believe In!

From Fred Thompson:

Asked about the number of Obamacare enrollees who’ve paid, Jay Carney said “we don’t have hard numbers, but we dispute their numbers”. Try using THAT one at an IRS audit. 

 

 An annual year-end kindergarten show was canceled at a New York school so the kids could prepare for “college and career”. So… they handed out student loan payment booklets & unemployment checks? 

 

President Obama is planning to punish Russia by using IRS rules to attack their financial transactions. Wait, I’m confused… did Russia threaten Ukraine, or call for lower government spending?

From Argus Hamilton:  

John Boehner will create a House Select Committee to investigate the White House cover-up of the al-Qaeda attack on the U.S. embassy in Benghazi. At the time the president knew nothing about the cover-up. He was too busy not knowing about the IRS targeting conservatives. 

 

Vladimir Putin’s wealth was analyzed by accountants Monday who estimate his personal worth around seventy-five billion dollars. The news drew cheers from the threatened Baltic states and concerns from Russia’s Army. They know how Obama feels about the one percenters.

From Conan:

Michelle Obama’s brother has been fired as the basketball coach at Oregon State. Like most Americans who lost their job, he blames Obama.