Pathetic doofus from IRS. Guess how well this kind of response to IRS questions would get the average taxpayer.
Thanks to Drudge for this.
Another IRS Criminal taking the Fifth
Posted by taxguru on June 26, 2013
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Posted by taxguru on June 25, 2013
From Jay Leno:
In the middle of all these scandals, President Obama got some good news today. The IRS ruled that he can write off the first half of his second term as a total loss.
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Official IRS responses to their scandals…
Posted by taxguru on June 25, 2013
On their news page, IRS officials have posted some notices regarding what they plan to do in response to their recently revealed misdeeds. How much will actually change is anyone’s guess, especially considering the BHO Regime’s open warfare against any and all critics and its use of all governmental agencies to harass opponents.
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Posted by taxguru on June 24, 2013
From Argus Hamilton:
The Tea Party had a big rally at the Capitol building in Washington D.C. on Wednesday demanding lower taxes and a smaller government. There were thousands of them. The IRS nearly launched a drone just to cut down on the manpower needed to audit them all.
President Obama got a lecture from German Chancellor Angela Merkel Wednesday after it was revealed that the NSA is spying on Germans. Her confrontation is a sign that we’ve hit bottom. You know that it’s time to get help when the country that brought us the Gestapo stages an intervention and tells you that your surveillance is out of control.
Wall Street saw a stock sell off Thursday after Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke hinted he may retire, causing stock investors to panic and run. Merrill Lynch quickly adjusted its investment portfolio. They now hold fifty percent cash and fifty percent canned goods.
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Posted by taxguru on June 21, 2013
From Jay Leno:
Iran has elected a new president named Hassan Rohani. Rohani has promised to improve Iran’s economy and fix the unemployment problem. If that doesn’t work, he’s going to blame the whole thing on President Bush.
From Craig Ferguson:
Clothing designers Dolce & Gabbana are in a lot of trouble. They have been found guilty of tax evasion. They probably won’t do any jail time. Which is a relief because stripes are out this year.
The judge ordered Dolce & Gabbana to pay a huge fine. It could be high as $13 million. That’s chump change for Dolce & Gabbana. Those guys giving up $13 million would be like Jay Leno giving up one car.
It would be like Lance Armstrong giving up one syringe.
Apparently, Dolce & Gabbana were an item for 23 years. They broke up in 2005 but still work together. That’s got to be tough, working with an ex. I go through it every time Drew Carey’s on this show.
From Jimmy Fallon:
Fashion designers Dolce & Gabbana have been sentenced to 20 months in jail for tax evasion. Their lawyers are appealing the sentence while Dolce & Gabbana are appealing the prison uniform. Orange is so last year.
That’s right. Dolce & Gabbana were convicted of tax evasion. It didn’t help when the judge asked how they pled, and they were like “Fabulous?”
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Advice for celebrities with tax problems…
Posted by taxguru on June 20, 2013
From the first episode of the TV show, Deon Cole’s Black Box, he advises celebrities with tax problems on what they should do.
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D.C. Is a real life parody…
Posted by taxguru on June 19, 2013
From Argus Hamilton:
Tea Party groups revealed Friday that the FBI hasn’t interviewed them about the IRS targeting them during last year’s election. The groups believe that federal agents won’t look into it. Every day at the Justice Department, it’s hit the ball, drag out the investigation.
From Fred Thompson:
While targeting right-wing groups, the IRS’s Lois Lerner received $42,000 in bonuses. Well, technically, the money was actually compensation for not being allowed to keep the scalps.
The White House announced that President Obama will speak at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin later this month. That’s perfect, since he represents a government that can’t even afford to build a wall.
In the IRS scandal, no liberal organizations have come forward to say they were unfairly targeted. Unbelievable. Something liberals AREN’T claiming victim status on.
The IRS has put a top official in charge of implementing Obamacare on administrative leave after it was discovered he had accepted $1,100 in free gifts. Seems fair. Everyone knows there’s a $1,500 minimum.
A new report shows the federal government shelled out $332 million in employee bonuses in 2012. Since they were busy burying scandals, should we call these “shovel-ready jobs”?
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Only one brave late nite TV host…
Posted by taxguru on June 18, 2013
From this week’s episode of NewsBusted, why the low hanging fruits of comedy (daily scandals from the White House) are being ignored by all but one late nite comedian.
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More on crimes by IRS employees…
Posted by taxguru on June 17, 2013
So much for the bogus story that it was all done by employees in Cincinnati
Why the IRS IG Stopped with an Audit – Too scared of the BHO Regime.
More effects of having a pResident who puts his own religious beliefs ahead of the security of the USA.
Obamacare will share personal health info with federal, state agencies – Say goodbye to all privacy rights, as Big Brother takes over every aspect of our lives.
IRS scandals threaten funding for President Obama’s health care law – Not likely with the spineless GOP in Congress.
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Posted by taxguru on June 16, 2013
From Argus Hamilton:
IRS officials admitted the tax-exempt scrutiny squad searches for words like Patriot, Liberty and Tea Party in petitioner literature to trigger audits and delays. England can’t believe their good luck. If they’d scrutinized every pamphleteer who mentioned Liberty, Patriot and Tea Party two hundred and forty years ago, we’d still be their problem.
The U.S. Senate heard testimony from the NSA Director Keith Alexander over the NSA secret data collection program. He said the NSA doesn’t use this information against President Obama’s political opponents. That’s the IRS’s job and they’re in a different union.
China launched a spaceship with three astronauts aboard it Monday which will dock with China’s spacelab. The astronauts will telecast a view of the North American land mass to kids in school in China. They are being trained in debt collection and asset seizure.
President Obama’s job approval rating took a hit in the Gallup Poll Wednesday. Only forty-five percent of Americans approve of the job he’s doing. That means fifty-five percent of Americans are going through the shoebox in the closet getting ready for an audit.
The IRS canceled the purchase of spy equipment Wednesday including cameras for office spying. The good news about all the surveillance is there is no obesity epidemic. It’s just that Americans are always in front of someone’s camera and it puts on ten pounds.
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