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Top Ten Signs Your Accountant Is Nuts

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2007

From the Late Show email newsletter:

10. Every time you give him a receipt, he eats it

9. He keeps your records on an Etch-A-Sketch

8. Brags about the good advice he gave to Wesley Snipes

7. You visit his office and he’s actually counting beans

6. His children are named “Debit” and “Credit”

5. Keeps telling your wife she has a nice pair of W-2s

4. He puts you in for a $10 million refund and says, “Hey, let’s give it a shot!”

3. He keeps trying to deduct your pants

2. Ludicrous claims of having nailed both Morgan and Stanley

1. He keeps referring to the IRS as “those auditing hos”

 

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