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Archive for April 8th, 2010

No deductions for time spent…

Posted by taxguru on April 8, 2010


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Where the War On Obesity is needed…

Posted by taxguru on April 8, 2010


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Top Ten Thoughts That Go Through Every Accountant’s Mind On April 15th

Posted by taxguru on April 8, 2010

10 “If I see one more tax return, I’m gonna jam a #2 pencil through my eye”
9 “I think my calculator is talking to me”
8 “If I screw up, they go to jail, not me”
7 “Why didn’t I become something exciting like a claims adjuster?”
6 “Should I wear the navy blue suit or the navy blue suit?”
5 “Get through today and then a 364-day weekend”
4 “Who knew the bright-eyed little boy I once was would grow into such a bitter man with a soul crushing job”
3 “Time to fake my death and move to the Cayman Islands”
2 “Why did I waste time doing a stupid Top Ten at Letterman?”
1 “This would be a lot easier if I was sober”

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