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PhotoShopping Tax Day

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2010

Freaking News has 31 examples of taxes being taken as a percentage of items the taxpayers own, such as this method of dealing with Pamela Anderson’s tax debts:

FoxNews has 14 examples of Tax Day creations.

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Tax Day Jokes

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2010

Courtesy of the folks at NewsMax, who have the stomachs to watch these shows.

Craig Ferguson:

It’s fitting that April 14 is National Pecan Day because today, we recognize nuts. And tomorrow, on April 15, we pay our taxes to support them.

If no one paid their taxes, imagine what it would be like: America would be broke — more broke.

Jimmy Kimmel:

Tomorrow is the day to mail in your tax returns, which means tonight is the night to start making fake receipts.

It was tax day today. Don’t forget to set your bank account back $10,000 tonight.

The government wants us to count how many people live in our home, and then to calculate how much money we owe them. I actually got confused and sent a check to the census and a member of my household to the IRS. Sorry Grandma, we’ll get you back.

Larry King has filed for divorce from his wife, Shawn. He may have thought he was filing taxes, I don’t know.

Jay Leno:

It’s April 15, the day we all curse like Joe Biden.

President Obama turned in his tax return today. He didn’t owe a lot because he has a lot of dependents: his wife, two daughters, AIG, General Motors, Goldman Sachs.

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