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Top Ten Details of Rick Perry’s Tax Plan

Posted by taxguru on October 26, 2011

From Dave Letterman’s Late Show:

10. 50% tax increase for all guys named “Mitt”

9. Hunting camps with offensive names are tax exempt

8. It’s covered in rib sauce

7. Lets people choose regular tax, flat tax or “El tax muy caliente!”

6. It’s called the 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9 plan

5. The obese pay an additional 3% per chin

4. Free dance lessons (video of Rick Perry dancing with Orthodox Jews)

3. (Not sure. Honestly, when this guy speaks I have no idea what the hell he’s talking about)

2. All tax refunds now go directly to the Chinese

1. Punishment for filing late? Lethal injection

 

One Response to “Top Ten Details of Rick Perry’s Tax Plan”

  1. I laughed at the 5th one. haha

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