Tax Guru – Ker$tetter Letter

Helping real people win the tax game.

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2013

From Argus Hamilton:

President Obama paid taxes on six hundred grand in income Friday. He made eight hundred grand last year and a million-seven the year before. While other politicians just talk about economic decline under President Obama, President Obama leads by example.

 

President Obama received a letter from celebrities and musicians Friday who asked him to ease U.S. drug laws and eliminate jail time for users and dealers. The petition is no surprise. If cocaine could do taxes it would list celebrities and musicians as dependents.

 

Congress voted Friday to shield federal officials from having to post their financial dealings online. It overrides last year’s Stock Act meant to catch U.S. officials when they engage in insider trading. Now when NORAD operators spot North Korean missiles in the air they face the difficult choice of either shooting them down or selling Samsung short.

 

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