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Dave Letterman’s Tax Day Traditions

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015

Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Accountant

Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Accountant

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

10. “I reviewed your bank statements, and they’re hilarious”

9. “I lost your W-2, so I submitted two W-1s”

8. “I spent all night caressing your receipts”

7. “I thought YOU were doing MY taxes”

6. “I’m having a liquidity problem, if you know what I mean”

5. “Calculator? You mean my ‘Magic 8-Ball’?”

4. Is it pronounced I-R-S or ‘IRS’?”

3. “Sign and date next to the mustard stain”

2. “Don’t worry, it’s not loaded”

1. “Can I have your boat when you go to prison?”

How Many Guys In Bunny Suits Can Get Into H&R Block? (From 1997)

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