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Dave Letterman’s Tax Day Traditions

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015

Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Accountant

Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Accountant

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

10. “I reviewed your bank statements, and they’re hilarious”

9. “I lost your W-2, so I submitted two W-1s”

8. “I spent all night caressing your receipts”

7. “I thought YOU were doing MY taxes”

6. “I’m having a liquidity problem, if you know what I mean”

5. “Calculator? You mean my ‘Magic 8-Ball’?”

4. Is it pronounced I-R-S or ‘IRS’?”

3. “Sign and date next to the mustard stain”

2. “Don’t worry, it’s not loaded”

1. “Can I have your boat when you go to prison?”

How Many Guys In Bunny Suits Can Get Into H&R Block? (From 1997)

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Why we will never run out of work…

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015

This also includes a great graphic representation of the sheer size of the Internal Revenue Code.

Look at how many pages are in the federal tax code

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Can they be any more obvious…

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015

…with their intentional work slowdown as a ruse to con Congress into giving them a larger budget?

IRS admits agency-wide failures, asks lawmakers for money to make it better

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Greedy Dims never learn

Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015

California Democrats trying to raise cigarette tax

With their inability to be satisfied with only soaking nicotine addicts with 87 cents per pack of tax, the DemonRats want to tack on an additional $2.00 per pack.  The end result should be obvious to anyone who understands real world market forces, something Dim-witted politicians pretend don’t exist.  Smuggling of cigs from outside the PRC will become a booming business and the morons in Sacramento will receive zero dollars per pack.

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