Posted by taxguru on April 17, 2008
From Craig Ferguson via NewsMax:
It’s tax day! Or as Wesley Snipes calls it, Tuesday.
From Jimmy Kimmel via NewsMax:
Taxes were due today. I don’t like writing the check. I thought we were supposed to be passing the irresponsible spending onto our grandchildren. What happened to that?
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Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2008
From last night’s Letterman show via NewsMax:
It’s tax time. I saw this the other day: The United States government takes a third of your money. A third. My God, it’s like being married to Heather Mills.
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Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2008
Why Tax Day Makes Mr. Zelin Want to Sing – WSJ profile of the Singing CPA. Check out his funny parody songs on his CDBaby page.
Posted by taxguru on April 9, 2008
Always remember that our rulers need our money more than we do…
From last night’s Kimmel show, via NewsMax:
Taxes are due next week. We all hate paying taxes, but without our tax money, many politicians would not be able to afford prostitutes.
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Posted by taxguru on April 7, 2008
Some tax jokes from the late night shows last Friday, via NewsMax.
Letterman:
Just a few days away from tax time. The governor and Mrs. McGreevey had a four way with H&R Block.
Conan:
The Clintons just released their tax returns. Over the past eight years, they’ve donated over $10 million to charity. When they asked Bill Clinton why he gave so much money to charity, he said, “She’s a really good dancer.”
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Posted by taxguru on April 3, 2008
From Letterman’s show last night per the NewsMax recap:
It’s tax season. You always gotta be careful. In fact, I always ask my date for a receipt.
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Posted by taxguru on March 30, 2008
Posted by taxguru on March 29, 2008
From DribbleGlass:
ACCOUNTANTS
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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Posted by taxguru on March 3, 2008
It’s looking like Willie Nelson is losing his crown as the most famous celebrity tax screw-up; at least according to the Late Show writers.
From their Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises:
Fund universal health care by making Wesley Snipes pay his taxes.
From the 2/29/08 un-aired “Top Ten Dumb Guy Explanations For Leap Year:”
One of those things that happens every four years like Wesley Snipes paying his taxes.
I wonder if Snipes is scheduled to be on the April 15 show, where tax preparers give the Top Ten.
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