Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Accountant
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Accountant
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
10. “I reviewed your bank statements, and they’re hilarious”
9. “I lost your W-2, so I submitted two W-1s”
8. “I spent all night caressing your receipts”
7. “I thought YOU were doing MY taxes”
6. “I’m having a liquidity problem, if you know what I mean”
5. “Calculator? You mean my ‘Magic 8-Ball’?”
4. Is it pronounced I-R-S or ‘IRS’?”
3. “Sign and date next to the mustard stain”
2. “Don’t worry, it’s not loaded”
1. “Can I have your boat when you go to prison?”
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