Tax Guru – Ker$tetter Letter

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What Isn’t Taxed?

Posted by taxguru on January 22, 2004

Courtesy of one of the posters on the QuickFinders message board:

Tax his cow, tax his goat

Tax his pants, tax his coat

Tax his tires, tax his shirt

Tax his work, tax his dirt

Tax his chew, tax his smoke

Teach him taxes are no joke

Tax his land, tax his wages

Tax the bed in which he lays

Tax his tractor, tax his mule

Teach him taxes are the rule

Tax his tobacco, tax his drink

Tax him if he tries to think

Tax his booze, tax his beers

If he cries, tax his tears

Tax his bills, tax his gas

Tax his notes, tax his cash

Tax him good and let him know

That after taxes he has no dough

If he hollers, tax him more

Tax him ’til he’s good and sore

Tax his coffin, tax his grave

Tax the sod in which he lays

Put these words upon his tomb:

“Taxes drove me to my doom.”

And when he’s gone we won’t relax

We’ll still be after his inheritance tax!

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