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Do “Voluntary” taxes require guns to collect?

Posted by taxguru on April 30, 2014

People often accuse me of exaggeration when I say that we are forced to pay into the income tax and Social Security Ponzi Scheme systems at the point of a gun.  Try not paying and see what happens.

The heavy hand of the IRS seizes innocent Americans’ assets – Because IRS always assumes people are guilty and then forces them to prove their innocence. Even mass murderers start off with the presumption of innocence; but that’s not the case when it comes to tax matters.


Utah lawmaker moves to disarm BLM, IRS, says ‘They’re not paramilitary units – Let’s not hold our breath waiting for this to happen.


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IRS Phony Scandal?

Posted by taxguru on April 27, 2014

That’s just one of the excellent jokes I excerpted from from last week’s episodes of NewsBusted.

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IRS still attacking BHO critics

Posted by taxguru on April 23, 2014

Anyone who thought that the public disclosures of IRS crimes against critics of the BHO regime would result in fewer such attacks doesn’t understand their utter contempt for the law and their feelings of omnipotence with the aid of their media buddies.  Even with Lois Lerner on the sidelines, the attacks and harassment continue.


IRS employees with tax and conduct issues still got awards, watchdog report finds –  As long as they are helping advance the BHO agenda, they will be rewarded.


IRS revokes conservative group’s tax-exempt status over anti-Clinton statements –  The BHO Regime actually likes this kind of message to get out so that it will give their opponents feelings of futility and hopelessness in attempting to resist their agenda.


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1099-R is for pirates?

Posted by taxguru on April 20, 2014

I always enjoy Mark Steyn’s observations about life in the USA when he subs for Rush Limbaugh on his radio show.  Maybe it’s the irony of hearing someone with a posh British accent comment on American issues that makes it so humorous, but Mark’s rants about the insanity of our income tax system really do crack me up.

From this past Thursday, here are some of his rants on the frustrations of trying to get a 1099-R form for his personal tax return, as well as how the USA is the only country where everyone knows the numbers of the main tax forms as a matter of normal life.


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NewsBusted Tax Day Jokes

Posted by taxguru on April 20, 2014

Some good zingers from Friday’s episode.

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Mad Magazine Tax Tips

Posted by taxguru on April 17, 2014

From their blog:


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Top Ten Accountant Pet Peeves

Posted by taxguru on April 17, 2014

From The Late Show:



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10. Self-adhesive stamps and envelopes mean there’s almost nothing left to lick.

9.  As soon as you buy a printing calculator, Apple puts out a new one.

8. All the friggin’ numbers

7.  Clients are so sensitive about going to jail.

6.  Cruel jokes about the size of my rubber finger tip. 

5. People who fill out disclosure statement form 8275 instead of regulation disclosure statement form 8275R — idiots

4. Academy Award winners who don’t thank Price Waterhouse Coopers

3. Idealistic youngsters who think accounting is just glamor and glitz.

2.  Only 6, 8, 9, and zero can be decorated with a smiley face.

1. Explaining to my wife how I got a paper cut on my ass


Extras from the website:

People assuming we all use steroids

People who judge me for sleeping with my calculator 

Immodest clients who freely divulge their annual income

If there are exemptions and deductions, why aren’t there “dedumptions”?

No one wants to embezzle anymore


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IRS Employees campaign for BHO

Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2014

In case anyone is foolish enough to believe that IRS employees are impartial and unbiased. They know that bigger government and more taxes mean more money for more IRS employees.

IRS under fire: Vote for Obama stickers, campaign cheerleading commonplace

Allegations Of Impropriety Inside Dallas IRS Office


Jodi Miller even mentions this in today’s episode of NewsBusted:




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Funny video on wasting taxpayer money

Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2014

I have to admit I wasn’t familiar with the original song by Pharrell Williams that this video is based on, but this new version is funny and well made enough to stand on its own as an effective rebuttal to those who say it’s patriotic to give the IRS most of our money and allow our Rulers in DC to spend it more wisely than we mere mortals ever could.



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Posted by taxguru on April 14, 2014

Chances of getting audited by IRS lowest in years –  The overall percentage of audits was dropped quite easily by only targeting the vocal critics of the DemonRats.  Publicizing this fact helps silence others who may dare refuse to drink the Left’s Kool-Aid.


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