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Posted by taxguru on July 6, 2014

From Fred Thompson:

The IRS claims that it lost over 2 years’ worth of Lois Lerner’s emails in a computer crash. OK, I’ll accept that one when I can use “lost receipts” as an excuse in an audit.   

 

It’s not just Lois Lerner’s e-mails. The Internal Revenue Service says it can’t produce e-mails from six more employees involved in the Tea Party targeting scandal. But don’t worry, you can trust them not to screw up like this in calculating your Obamacare tax.  

 

The state of New York plans to grant citizenship and voting rights to illegal immigrants if they pay three years of taxes. Although they do risk deportation during that time if their soda cup is too big.

 

 

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Posted by taxguru on July 6, 2014

From Fred Thompson:

The Department of Justice is creating a special law enforcement group to investigate those it designates as domestic terrorists. They’ll start work as soon as they get that Tea Party list from the IRS. 

 

During a speech in Poland, President Obama said “governments exist to lift up their people”. Might work better if they stopped trying to lift them up by their taxes.  

 

Harry Reid said that the sale of his house would “create 60 jobs”. Well, that’s 60 more than he’s created as Majority Leader.

 

 

 

 

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