Tax Break from Funny or Die.
Posted by taxguru on April 18, 2015
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Posted by taxguru on April 18, 2015
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Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Accountant
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Accountant
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
10. “I reviewed your bank statements, and they’re hilarious”
9. “I lost your W-2, so I submitted two W-1s”
8. “I spent all night caressing your receipts”
7. “I thought YOU were doing MY taxes”
6. “I’m having a liquidity problem, if you know what I mean”
5. “Calculator? You mean my ‘Magic 8-Ball’?”
4. Is it pronounced I-R-S or ‘IRS’?”
3. “Sign and date next to the mustard stain”
2. “Don’t worry, it’s not loaded”
1. “Can I have your boat when you go to prison?”
How Many Guys In Bunny Suits Can Get Into H&R Block? (From 1997)
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Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015
This also includes a great graphic representation of the sheer size of the Internal Revenue Code.
Posted in TaxCode | Comments Off on Why we will never run out of work…
Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015
…with their intentional work slowdown as a ruse to con Congress into giving them a larger budget?
IRS admits agency-wide failures, asks lawmakers for money to make it better
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Posted by taxguru on April 16, 2015
With their inability to be satisfied with only soaking nicotine addicts with 87 cents per pack of tax, the DemonRats want to tack on an additional $2.00 per pack. The end result should be obvious to anyone who understands real world market forces, something Dim-witted politicians pretend don’t exist. Smuggling of cigs from outside the PRC will become a booming business and the morons in Sacramento will receive zero dollars per pack.
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Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2015
Funny musical video about Tax Season from Remy via Reason TV.
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Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2015
Tax Day Reminder: IRS targeting scandal is alive and well – We shouldn’t forget the facts that nobody has been punished for their crimes, and it appears that the bHo Regime’s use of the IRS to attack and harass his critics is continuing.
Posted by taxguru on April 15, 2015
With every year bringing new free tax services and DIY software, I have to reassure other tax pros that none of those can ever replace the knowledge and expertise of us, especially when our rulers are continuing to make everything more complicated.
I hate to keep repeating myself, but this is just like the poster I created decades ago, illustrating how “Tax Simplification” laws work in the real world after having been created by the insane morons in DC.
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Posted by taxguru on April 11, 2015
As has been standard practice for several years, our top rulers in DC have revealed cleaned up copies of their personal income tax returns. This year, this was done via the following blog post from the White House spokesman with the oxymoronic name, Josh Earnest.
The direct download links for the returns:
The Bidens (33 page pdf)
The Obamas (38 page pdf)
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