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Arrested Economic Development

Posted by taxguru on May 17, 2013

Funny video from the GOP on the DemonRats’ destruction of our economy. Great idea to have it in the style of the hilarious TV show Arrested Development, which is coming back for a new season in a few weeks.

 

 

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Posted by taxguru on May 17, 2013

Shocking Excerpt: IRS Questions To Conservative Groups –  Parody, but not too far off the mark.

 

From Leno:

This week will mark the 37th time House Republicans have tried to repeal Obamacare. If Republicans really wanted to do away with Obamacare they should just endorse it as a conservative non-profit and let the IRS take it down.

 

President Obama announced the appointment of a new acting commissioner of the IRS — the other guy was fired. See, they’re called “acting commissioner” because you have to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.

 

A lot of critics are now comparing President Obama to President Nixon. The good news for Obama? At least he’s no longer being compared to President Carter.

 

It has not been a good week for President Obama. You’ve got Benghazi, the IRS scandal, this AP records scandal, and, worst of all, his Chicago Bulls got eliminated by the Miami Heat. Do you know what that means? LeBron James is going to get audited by the IRS.

 

This week marks the 40th anniversary of the Watergate hearings. For those of you too young to remember, back then the administration had an enemies list. They were spying on reporters, and they used the IRS to harass groups they didn’t like. Thank God those days are gone forever.

 

A lot of critics are comparing President Obama to President Richard Nixon, which is unfair. Nixon’s unemployment rate was only 5 percent.

 

This whole IRS thing has become a huge story. They apparently were targeting conservative groups like the tea party. You know it’s bad when President Obama says, “Hey, why don’t we talk about Benghazi?”

 

The National Aquarium in Washington is going to close. But don’t worry. If you’re in D.C. and you still want to smell something fishy, stop by the White House. They’ve gone from “Change you can believe in” to “Changing the story until you believe it.”

From Jimmy Fallon:

A town in Minnesota has appointed a 4-year-old boy to be its mayor. People got pretty annoyed when he said his first plan was “waising taxes.”

 

Eagles’ offensive lineman Evan Mathis posted a picture on Instagram that shows him relieving himself on an IRS building with a caption that says, “Audit this!” Or as the IRS said, “OK, see you tomorrow at noon.”

 
 
 
The Surgeon General advised Americans who will sunbathe on Memorial Day to use sunscreen on the beach or at the pool. She said to stay covered. When the White House heard that the Surgeon General was an expert on covering up, they put her in charge of the IRS.
 
South Carolina’s Mark Sanford was sworn into Congress this week. He won by telling voters the Bible says sinners should be forgiven seventy times seven times. Afterwards he was surrounded by Members asking him if he would teach them how to use a calculator.
 
 
USA Today reported Wednesday that liberal groups got a pass from the IRS as the IRS targeted GOP conservative groups. Hollywood took note. It appears that Lindsay Lohan was going to jail for tax evasion til she shrewdly changed her name to Obama for America.
 
The IRS Commissioner resigned Wednesday in the scandal over the agency targeting conservatives. They asked Tea Party groups for donor lists, Facebook postings and radio show transcripts, under the penalty of perjury. It didn’t scare us in California, where the jails are full.

 

From Craig Ferguson:

The IRS has a new boss after it came out they unfairly targeted tea party groups. The president says the new IRS chief is not only good with numbers, but he has more integrity than the last guy. It’s Bernie Madoff.

 

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DemonRats encouraged IRS abuses…

Posted by taxguru on May 17, 2013

It’s impossible to keep up with all of the stories emerging about the IRS attacks on Regime enemies.  However, the funniest are the attempts by BHO and his Fellow Travelers to act all shocked about this “news” when they were the ones who instigated the IRS attacks.  As always, it looks like BHO will escape any blame for this, just as he has avoided any responsibility for his intentional destruction of the economy.

 

IRS approved liberal groups while Tea Party in limbo – USA Today

 

Dingy Harry Admits It: We Need the IRS to Go After “Shadowy” Conservative Groups – Of course, the head scumbag in the Senate sees no problem with what IRS has been doing.

 

Strassel: The IRS Scandal Started at the Top –  As anyone with any common sense knows.

 

Carney: Just Because IRS Apologized Doesn’t Mean They Did Anything Wrong – Another example of why this numb-nuts is referred to as a Clown.

 

Report: IRS Deliberately Chose Not to Fess Up to Scandal Before Election –  Standard practice for the Dims, who know full well that it takes years after the election before anything is done about it.  The Federal Election Commission just issued its report on some of the 2008 election frauds a few weeks ago, and that was a speedy investigation.

 

Democratic senator pressured IRS to investigate nonprofits – Carl Levin of Michigan uses IRS to attack critics of Big Government.

 

Obama says he didn’t ‘know anything’ about probe into IRS targeting –  B.S.  He’ll get away with this lie because the media are still covering for him and will continue to call anyone who disagrees with him a racist.

 

IRS stalled conservative groups, but gave speedy approval to Obama foundation –  Another shocker, not.

 

IRS Official in Charge During Tea Party Targeting Now Runs Health Care Office –  Life or death decisions will be based on political affiliations. 

 

Chuck Schumer wanted the agency to probe tax-exempt political groups. –  No surprise from one of the slimiest politicians in DC.

 

Flashback: Schumer, Franken urged IRS to target tea party in 2012 –  After stealing the election in Minn, it’s no surprise that Al Franken would use the IRS to squelch any critics.

 

Pelosi on IRS: It’s Bush’s Fault –  Standard DemonRat tactic, to accuse the GOP of doing what they do.

 

The Drive-Bys Haven’t Turned on Obama — They’re Helping Him Cement the Limbaugh Theorem –  By pretending that BHO had nothing to do with anything bad.

 

The President’s Non-Answer is an Admission that the White House Knew What the IRS was Doing –  It’s Clintonesque how BHO is able to get away with such bald-face lies.

 

More Targets –  Basically, anyone who opposes the DemonRat agenda has been a target of IRS abuse by our rulers in DC.

 

News Anchor Who Complained of IRS Harassment ‘Off the Air’ –  The Dims are fighting back against those who reveal their IRS attacks.

 

NBC: W.H. Blaming Treasury Dept. for IRS Scandal – The finger pointing game will go on until everyone gets bored and drops the whole issue.

 

Political abuse of the IRS threatens the basic integrity of our government –  Peggy Noonan

 

Ousted IRS chief regrets treatment of tea party –  He regrets that IRS was caught.

 

Boehner on IRS: ‘Who’s going to jail over this scandal?’ –  If nobody’s going to pay for the murder of three Americans in Benghazi, what chance is there of anyone being nailed for IRS abuses?

 

IRS Chief ‘Can’t Remember’ Who Was Responsible for Tea Party Targeting –  Using the Hitlery technique of perjury that she used so effectively in the WhiteWater hearings.

 

Will real villains in IRS scandal ever be punished? –  When the proverbial pigs are flying.

 

Democrat Baucus warns: More to come out on IRS scandal –  He should know, since he routinely encouraged IRS to harass his opponents.

 

IRS tax exemption/Obamacare exec got $103,390 in bonuses; Did Obama OK them? –  Rewarded for harassing opponents of the Regime.

 

Rep. Dave Camp accuses White House of ‘cover-up’ in IRS scandal –  A GOP president would have been forced to resign by now.  BHO won’t because of his skin color.

 

Senate Dems Have as Much to Explain as the IRS –  US News

 

Republicans blast IRS for keeping scandal quiet, seek names of those responsible –  Unfortunately, the GOP will probably wimp out when the trail leads to the White House.  They’re too afraid of being labeled as racists to actually hold BHO responsible for any of the many crimes he has committed.

 

IRS Employees Donated Over Twice as Much to Obama in 2012 –  Makes sense.  BHO wants to increase the size and power of the IRS, guaranteeing job security.

 

Questions and Answers on 501(c) Organizations –  IRS official response to the scandal.

 

 

 

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