After Checking Your Bank Account, Remember To Log Out, Close The Web Browser, And Throw Your Computer Into The Ocean –  Another funny parody from The Onion.

They Are Murdering Small Business: The Percentage Of Self-Employed Americans Is At A Record Low –  The DemonRat plan to destroy the private sector is continuing to succeed.

IRS Data Web Snares Mostly Low- and Middle-Income Taxpayers –  So much for just attacking the Evil Rich.  This article cites the IRS’s made-up number of a $400 billion tax gap.

Reid: More funding needed to prevent ObamaCare from becoming ‘train wreck‘ –  Under the logic used on the Planet Washington DC, when a program is a fundamental failure, just give it more money.

From Argus Hamilton:

President Obama said Tuesday he’s going to try to close down Guantanamo prison in Cuba. He admitted he’s not sure how. The best idea is to declare Gitmo a small business and require it to comply with ObamaCare, and in six months it will be a Goodwill Thrift Shop.

Mexico’s government said Tuesday it will ask President Obama for more legal jobs for Mexicans going to America and fewer deportations. They have a willing partner. President Obama is in Mexico to celebrate his favorite annual holiday, Sinko de Economy.

From Jay Leno:

President Obama is in Mexico. He’ll be on hand to celebrate Mexico’s economic successes over the last few years. See, that’s how it works now. If President Obama wants to celebrate an economic success, he actually has to leave the country.

Yesterday, President Obama met with Treasury Secretary Jack Lew in the White House. The treasury secretary meets once a month with the president — and he meets twice a month with the Chinese president.